Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Alberto Gonzales: Harvard grad. Judge. Attorney General. Putz:

"What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service...for some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."

Just to be crystal clear here, Gonzo is complaining about the fact that the cushy job at a DC law firm to which the political class is apparently entitled upon leaving government has thusfar eluded him.

It is difficult for me to muster the appropriate level of profanity to accurately convey my contempt.