"There’s a big debate over there. Fox News can’t decide, what do they love more, bombing the Middle East or bashing the president? It’s like I was over there and there was an anchor going, they were pleading, can’t we do both? Can’t we bomb the Middle East and bash the president at the same time? How are we going to make this work?"
--Sen. Rand Paul
(This was at a Congressional Correspondents dinner, where jokes are the order of the day. But the best humor is the kind that gets at uncomfortable truths.)