dethklok and taxes

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In (dis)honor of tax day (a long-standing blog tradition of mine), we turn to the most brutal band in the history of the universe:

I want to keep my money

And give away absolutely nothing

To the government who moderates my spending

and obliterates depending on what time of the year

brutality is near

in the form of income tax

I’d rather take a fucking axe

to my face, blow up this place

with you all in it, I’d do it in a minute

if I could write off your murder

I’d save all of my receipts

because I’d rather you be dead

than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I’d rather you be dead than to grow departed with my second home

I’d rather you be dead than consider losing all my evil restaurants

You can see the episode in which it was performed live here (along with every other episode of Metalocalypse, apparently.) The live version includes the London Philharmonic being sliced to pieces by errant laser effects.