4.20.2008

pollen

Cruel spring trees unleash
Arboreal bukake
No towel offered

6 comments:

chris said...

Do I get a small percentage of the royalties because I introduced the most disgusting word in your haiku to your vocabulary?

Gino said...

"Arboreal bukake"

congratulations for being the first blogger ever to use both of these words in the same thought.

Brian said...

Crix-sure. You can have 5%.

Gino--thanks...I started with that phrase and worked backwards.

I'm all about mixing the high culture with the low, here.

Marsosudiro said...

I thought for sure that "arboreal bukake" would be a Googlewhack. To my surprise, not even close. But your blog is search result No. 1.

Speaking of No. 1 and No. 2. (And I swear this is a serious, if lowbrow, question). If Pee is No. 1 and Poo is No. 2, are Nos 3, 4, and 5 allocated to the first three other bodily fluids I can think of?

Anonymous said...

Someone beat you to this brilliant phrase almost 3 years ago . . . lmao at your haiku all the same

http://nightmote.journalspace.com/?cmd=forward&entryid=211

Brian said...

That's OK...if I have a good idea I assume someone else has already had it. Kind of an occupational hazard.