2.02.2009

michael phelps succumbs to peer pressure...

...and apologizes publicly for something that's none of your goddamned business.

That's right, you can now add multi-medal winning human/dolphin hybrid Michael Phelps to the long list of people who will never amount to anything because they enjoy the recreational use of marijuana. A list that includes (at least) two Presidents, the mayor of New York, Nobel Prize-winning scientists, CEOs, doctors, lawyers, and every musician from about 1920 onward that's worth listening to.

Yeah, stay away from that stuff, kids. It'll ruin your life!!!

3 comments:

Taryn said...

I love how the picture was taken at USC after a Gamecock football game. For once my home state gets some good publicity (in my opinion at least!)

Gino said...

for just once, i want some celebrity to not apologize, not say it was a 'mistake', and just say "yeah, i like to get stoned. so what's it to you?"

Brian said...

Indeed. Something along these lines, I think.