"If we are allowed to deal with our eternity and all that we believe in spiritually, and if we’re allowed to read any book that we want under freedom of speech, why is it we can’t put into our body whatever we want?"

--Ron Paul, speaking here in the Evergreen State last night.

God damn it, you old coot. You're singing my song.

Fine. I'll give up my Saturday morning, spend it with a bunch of mouth-breathing Santorum supporters, and cast my vote for you in the straw poll. I'd better not be the only person in my precinct that shows up (don't laugh, it could happen) because I'm sure as hell not going to the King County Republican Convention as a delegate.

Just...try not to do anything racist or mention abortion in the next two weeks, OK?