1.02.2009



Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Alberto Gonzales: Harvard grad. Judge. Attorney General. Putz:

"What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service...for some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."


Just to be crystal clear here, Gonzo is complaining about the fact that the cushy job at a DC law firm to which the political class is apparently entitled upon leaving government has thusfar eluded him.

It is difficult for me to muster the appropriate level of profanity to accurately convey my contempt.

3 comments:

Marsosudiro said...

Holy mother of motherf****s.

Thanks for sharing this.

Last week my mom asked me to define "wry", and I would point her to this blog entry, except for "wry" too quickly turns into "rage".

I remember listening to the Senate hearings with Gonzales, not knowing whether to cry, laugh, or punch my radio. I did want to hug a couple of senators. That doesn't happen too often, so I can thank Gonzales for that.

Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.

Brian said...

I think Gonzales' most spectacular accomplishment is making John Ashcroft look like a civil libertarian.

Joseph H. said...

So we're all supposed to feel sorry for him for being victimized.

What a twit.